Glen Quagmire

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Glen Quagmire Character from Fox's Family Guy cartoon. Quite probably the most perverted character ever to make it onto network television. Concerning Quagmire, date rape was a recurring theme.

Despite the show's cancellation, he has developed a cult following.

Quotes

• Alllllright.
• Giggidy giggidy giggidy!
• I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through.
• Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a swedish girly-girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?
• So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
• Face it Peter, you're an easy mark. You couldn't be more of a sucker if you were wrapped in plastic with a stick coming out of your ass.
• HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN... well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass.
• Let's blow this sausage fest and hit the international house of tail.
• Hey, Pedro, we're heading down to The Drunken Clam for a couple of beers, and I'm gonna shake the lady tree and see what falls out.
• Here's to The Drunken Clam, boys, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I
• Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?
• Hey baby, you're parked, right? Because you got fine written all over you.
• If I could rearrange the dictionary I'd put U and I together
• Hey Peter, Lois, whoa..... You guys got a towel?
• (On answering the door almost naked) Hey, sorry Lois. I didn't mean to point
• (On finding a cheerleader tied up in the mens' bathroom) Dear Diary.. Jackpot!
• Hey everybody, I was just jerk....ed out of a deep sleep.